We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

I came into business to make money, I make no apology for that. I wanted to make a lot of money but after the first £50million or £100million, it became less about making money and more about having fun.