It's a great incentive to work long hours. I limit the holiday to two weeks and then get the hell back to the office. If I had my choice I wouldn't take holidays but my wife insists on time with the kids. That's enough. Prior to getting married I never took a holiday.

I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets, such is their excitement at today's results.

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.