Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

The chattering bloody classes, or what I call the liberal Guardian readers, they're all buying SUVs to drive around London. I smile at these loons who drive their SUVs down to Sainsbury's and buy kiwi fruit, flown in from New Zealand for Christ sakes. They're the equivalent of environmental nuclear bombs!

I came into business to make money, I make no apology for that. I wanted to make a lot of money but after the first £50million or £100million, it became less about making money and more about having fun.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.