Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.