Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

The police force were outstanding in their field. But all they did was stand in their field. They kept passengers on board while they played with a suspect package for two and three quarter hours. Extraordinary.

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"

Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.