If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.
Michael O'LearyWhen you look at the number of stupid people who have succeeded in business, you clearly don't have to be very bright. Business is all about getting your sales up and your costs down, the bit in the middle is profit.
Michael O'LearyWe need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.
Michael O'LearyRyanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.
Michael O'LearyThe chattering bloody classes, or what I call the liberal Guardian readers, they're all buying SUVs to drive around London. I smile at these loons who drive their SUVs down to Sainsbury's and buy kiwi fruit, flown in from New Zealand for Christ sakes. They're the equivalent of environmental nuclear bombs!
Michael O'Leary