I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

The chattering bloody classes, or what I call the liberal Guardian readers, they're all buying SUVs to drive around London. I smile at these loons who drive their SUVs down to Sainsbury's and buy kiwi fruit, flown in from New Zealand for Christ sakes. They're the equivalent of environmental nuclear bombs!

If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

I'm paid about 20 times more than the average Ryanair employee and I think the gap should be wider. I probably work 50 times harder. I think I'm the most underpaid and underappreciated airline boss in Europe.