I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

I'm paid about 20 times more than the average Ryanair employee and I think the gap should be wider. I probably work 50 times harder. I think I'm the most underpaid and underappreciated airline boss in Europe.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.