Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.
If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.
Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.
We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.
We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.
University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.