I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

I came into business to make money, I make no apology for that. I wanted to make a lot of money but after the first £50million or £100million, it became less about making money and more about having fun.

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.