I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

I'm paid about 20 times more than the average Ryanair employee and I think the gap should be wider. I probably work 50 times harder. I think I'm the most underpaid and underappreciated airline boss in Europe.

MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it.

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.