We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

The police force were outstanding in their field. But all they did was stand in their field. They kept passengers on board while they played with a suspect package for two and three quarter hours. Extraordinary.

Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.

The European Union spends most of its time either suing me, torturing me, criticizing me or condemning me for lowering the cost of air travel all over Europe.

I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite.