Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite.

Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.