She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

A lot of lies and misinformation has been put about by eco nuts on the back of a report by an idiot economist [Sir Nicholas Stern]. Environmental head bangers are talking nonsense when they claim that aviation is the fastest-growing source of carbon emissions. Coal-fired and oil-fired power stations are the biggest contributor of carbon but I have yet to hear any fearless eco warriors advocating nuclear power as they drive around in their SUVs to their next protest meeting.

One of the weaknesses of the company now is it is a bit cheap and cheerful and overly nasty, and that reflects my personality.

If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.