MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

The police force were outstanding in their field. But all they did was stand in their field. They kept passengers on board while they played with a suspect package for two and three quarter hours. Extraordinary.

The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and call them the lying wankers that they are.

She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite.

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"