MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite.

The most influential person in Europe in the last 20 to 30 years has been Margaret Thatcher. Without her we'd all be living in some French bloody unemployed republic.

‎‎‎‎Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.