The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

When you look at the number of stupid people who have succeeded in business, you clearly don't have to be very bright. Business is all about getting your sales up and your costs down, the bit in the middle is profit.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

The European Union spends most of its time either suing me, torturing me, criticizing me or condemning me for lowering the cost of air travel all over Europe.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.