The police force were outstanding in their field. But all they did was stand in their field. They kept passengers on board while they played with a suspect package for two and three quarter hours. Extraordinary.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.