The police force were outstanding in their field. But all they did was stand in their field. They kept passengers on board while they played with a suspect package for two and three quarter hours. Extraordinary.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.