If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.

Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.

One of the weaknesses of the company now is it is a bit cheap and cheerful and overly nasty, and that reflects my personality.