Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!