Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

The European Union spends most of its time either suing me, torturing me, criticizing me or condemning me for lowering the cost of air travel all over Europe.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it.