‎‎‎‎Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.