‎‎‎‎Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets, such is their excitement at today's results.

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.