We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

The police force were outstanding in their field. But all they did was stand in their field. They kept passengers on board while they played with a suspect package for two and three quarter hours. Extraordinary.

I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

The unions need to be taken on. British Airways is massively over-staffed and has got to get its costs down. . . . The problem for [chief executive] Willie Walsh is that the board of BA has no spine, no balls and no vision.

The European Union spends most of its time either suing me, torturing me, criticizing me or condemning me for lowering the cost of air travel all over Europe.