The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and call them the lying wankers that they are.

The European Union spends most of its time either suing me, torturing me, criticizing me or condemning me for lowering the cost of air travel all over Europe.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and call them the lying wankers that they are.