Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

The most influential person in Europe in the last 20 to 30 years has been Margaret Thatcher. Without her we'd all be living in some French bloody unemployed republic.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.