All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!
We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.
People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.
We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.
Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.
We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.