The unions need to be taken on. British Airways is massively over-staffed and has got to get its costs down. . . . The problem for [chief executive] Willie Walsh is that the board of BA has no spine, no balls and no vision.

The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and call them the lying wankers that they are.

‎‎‎‎Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.