Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

The chattering bloody classes, or what I call the liberal Guardian readers, they're all buying SUVs to drive around London. I smile at these loons who drive their SUVs down to Sainsbury's and buy kiwi fruit, flown in from New Zealand for Christ sakes. They're the equivalent of environmental nuclear bombs!

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.