Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.