Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets, such is their excitement at today's results.

She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.