Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

The police force were outstanding in their field. But all they did was stand in their field. They kept passengers on board while they played with a suspect package for two and three quarter hours. Extraordinary.