Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"

The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

It's a great incentive to work long hours. I limit the holiday to two weeks and then get the hell back to the office. If I had my choice I wouldn't take holidays but my wife insists on time with the kids. That's enough. Prior to getting married I never took a holiday.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.