Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

The police force were outstanding in their field. But all they did was stand in their field. They kept passengers on board while they played with a suspect package for two and three quarter hours. Extraordinary.

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.