We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.

She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

‎‎‎‎Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.