Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.