Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?

Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.

When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."