Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a new, improved version, the Gospel According to Trump. It reads: "I, Donald Trump, am God. Praise, worship, and adore Me as I do Myself. Then all shall be Great, as I am Great. The End."

Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.