Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.