Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.