Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!

Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself.

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.