Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!

Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.