The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

If God is good half the Bible is libel.

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

Perhaps love doesn't make the world go round, but it makes the bumpy ride worthwhile and provides a glorious destination.