Epigrams delight us into wisdom.

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."

Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.

Trump's last name is an omen that he'll win the Republican nomination, since "trump" means "triumph." One might suggest that this will constitute the triumph of insanity over reason, except that none of the other Republican candidates make any sense either. Trump just makes them seem less crazy by comparison.

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.