Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed
Michael R. BurchTeddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.
Michael R. BurchRand Paul tried hard to upstage Donald Trump at the first debate, talking tough about his guns and his right not to register them. But with his pixie-ish perm, Paul does not impress me as the gunslinger type. Rand Paul is the RuPaul of politics. He would do better to defend his right to carry an unregistered blow-dryer and curling irons.
Michael R. BurchEvery political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.
Michael R. BurchDonald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a new, improved version, the Gospel According to Trump. It reads: "I, Donald Trump, am God. Praise, worship, and adore Me as I do Myself. Then all shall be Great, as I am Great. The End."
Michael R. Burch