There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself.

The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.