Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

Epigrams delight us into wisdom.