Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!