Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.