Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.

Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.

The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.