The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"

Perhaps love doesn't make the world go round, but it makes the bumpy ride worthwhile and provides a glorious destination.

If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.