The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"

When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.

Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.

Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

Epigrams delight us into wisdom.

There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself.