The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.