The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"

Trump's last name is an omen that he'll win the Republican nomination, since "trump" means "triumph." One might suggest that this will constitute the triumph of insanity over reason, except that none of the other Republican candidates make any sense either. Trump just makes them seem less crazy by comparison.

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines.

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.