Perhaps love doesn't make the world go round, but it makes the bumpy ride worthwhile and provides a glorious destination.

Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines.

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.