My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'
Clark Gable once said to me, "'Acting school?' [If you go,] I'll kill ya!"
Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done
I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.
Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have been a one-sentence story: Once upon a time I lived happily ever after.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.