There were times when I was broke, when I was down in Florida and I had to go to cocktail parties for 500 bucks - to see the guy that used to be in pictures. I'm not ashamed of that. I've never done anything that I was ashamed of. I've done a lot of things I didn't mean to do.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

I don't pick the roles. Your agent gets a call for you and you go and they all get together, everybody has fun at the reading, and they say, "There's chemistry here." So that's how it happens.

I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.