I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, of the Friars Club: Of all the roasts that I have produced for the Friars Club, this is the one that I am most excited about. Mickey is one of the Club's dearest friends, and we wanted to honor him in the way we know best.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.