It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

I'm 74 but I feel like I'm 35. And it isn't work. You know what it is? It's fun, absolute fun. I don't know many people who are fortunate enough to be in a business like that.

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!"

Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

When I was 19 years old, I was the number one star of the world for two years. When I was 40, nobody wanted me.

. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.