When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform.
I'm 74 but I feel like I'm 35. And it isn't work. You know what it is? It's fun, absolute fun. I don't know many people who are fortunate enough to be in a business like that.
I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.
Meadowlark Lemon is one very clever man, unique and truly one of a kind.
You always pass failure on the way to success.
Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have been a one-sentence story: Once upon a time I lived happily ever after.