My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

There were times when I was broke, when I was down in Florida and I had to go to cocktail parties for 500 bucks - to see the guy that used to be in pictures. I'm not ashamed of that. I've never done anything that I was ashamed of. I've done a lot of things I didn't mean to do.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

When I was 19 years old, I was the number one star of the world for two years. When I was 40, nobody wanted me.

Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they're always "out." It's in, you see, to be out. If they're in, they're out. So, they're always out. That way, they'll be in.

Clark Gable once said to me, "'Acting school?' [If you go,] I'll kill ya!"