My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

You always pass failure on the way to success.

Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from work and sweat and respect for the craft.

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, of the Friars Club: Of all the roasts that I have produced for the Friars Club, this is the one that I am most excited about. Mickey is one of the Club's dearest friends, and we wanted to honor him in the way we know best.

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'