I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Hey kids! Let's put on a show!

Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from work and sweat and respect for the craft.

The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

I just want to be a professional. I couldn't live without acting.

Meadowlark Lemon is one very clever man, unique and truly one of a kind.