I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family.

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

I'm 74 but I feel like I'm 35. And it isn't work. You know what it is? It's fun, absolute fun. I don't know many people who are fortunate enough to be in a business like that.

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!"