I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

I don't pick the roles. Your agent gets a call for you and you go and they all get together, everybody has fun at the reading, and they say, "There's chemistry here." So that's how it happens.

Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.

I'm 74 but I feel like I'm 35. And it isn't work. You know what it is? It's fun, absolute fun. I don't know many people who are fortunate enough to be in a business like that.

The film The Last Temptation of Christ, no matter what its defenders say, was a slap in the face to Christians everywhere.