I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

The film The Last Temptation of Christ, no matter what its defenders say, was a slap in the face to Christians everywhere.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

I've been short all my life. And if anyone wonders what my dying wish will be, they can stop wondering. That will be easy. I'll just tell them, 'I'll have a short bier.'

I'm 74 but I feel like I'm 35. And it isn't work. You know what it is? It's fun, absolute fun. I don't know many people who are fortunate enough to be in a business like that.