Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.

I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

Meadowlark Lemon is one very clever man, unique and truly one of a kind.

Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.