The film The Last Temptation of Christ, no matter what its defenders say, was a slap in the face to Christians everywhere.

When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform.

Hey kids! Let's put on a show!

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, of the Friars Club: Of all the roasts that I have produced for the Friars Club, this is the one that I am most excited about. Mickey is one of the Club's dearest friends, and we wanted to honor him in the way we know best.

Clark Gable once said to me, "'Acting school?' [If you go,] I'll kill ya!"

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.