The film The Last Temptation of Christ, no matter what its defenders say, was a slap in the face to Christians everywhere.

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family.

I don't pick the roles. Your agent gets a call for you and you go and they all get together, everybody has fun at the reading, and they say, "There's chemistry here." So that's how it happens.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.