I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I just want to be a professional. I couldn't live without acting.

. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.

The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family.