Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they're always "out." It's in, you see, to be out. If they're in, they're out. So, they're always out. That way, they'll be in.

Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done

The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family.

When I was 19 years old, I was the number one star of the world for two years. When I was 40, nobody wanted me.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!"