A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

When I was 19 years old, I was the number one star of the world for two years. When I was 40, nobody wanted me.

I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

There were times when I was broke, when I was down in Florida and I had to go to cocktail parties for 500 bucks - to see the guy that used to be in pictures. I'm not ashamed of that. I've never done anything that I was ashamed of. I've done a lot of things I didn't mean to do.