A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

I just want to be a professional. I couldn't live without acting.

To those seniors, and especially elderly veterans like myself, I want to tell you this: You are not alone, and you having nothing to be ashamed of. If elder abuse happened to me, it can happen to anyone. I want you to know that you deserve better.

The film The Last Temptation of Christ, no matter what its defenders say, was a slap in the face to Christians everywhere.

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, of the Friars Club: Of all the roasts that I have produced for the Friars Club, this is the one that I am most excited about. Mickey is one of the Club's dearest friends, and we wanted to honor him in the way we know best.

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.