The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family.

I just want to be a professional. I couldn't live without acting.

When I was 19 years old, I was the number one star of the world for two years. When I was 40, nobody wanted me.

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!"

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family.