The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

There were times when I was broke, when I was down in Florida and I had to go to cocktail parties for 500 bucks - to see the guy that used to be in pictures. I'm not ashamed of that. I've never done anything that I was ashamed of. I've done a lot of things I didn't mean to do.

Meadowlark Lemon is one very clever man, unique and truly one of a kind.

Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done