I just want to be a professional. I couldn't live without acting.

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

The film The Last Temptation of Christ, no matter what its defenders say, was a slap in the face to Christians everywhere.

Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have been a one-sentence story: Once upon a time I lived happily ever after.

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.

Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done