My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'
I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.
Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done
Clark Gable once said to me, "'Acting school?' [If you go,] I'll kill ya!"
. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.
Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.