I just want to be a professional. I couldn't live without acting.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.

Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!"