Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

Hey kids! Let's put on a show!

To those seniors, and especially elderly veterans like myself, I want to tell you this: You are not alone, and you having nothing to be ashamed of. If elder abuse happened to me, it can happen to anyone. I want you to know that you deserve better.

I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.