I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.

Hey kids! Let's put on a show!

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!"

You always pass failure on the way to success.

When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I'll never make another Hardy picture . . . I'm fed up with these dopey, insipid parts. How long can a guy play a jerk kid? I'm 27 years old. I've been divorced once and separated from my second wife. I have two boys of my own. I spent almost two years in the army. It's time Judge Hardy went out and bought me a double-breasted suit.