I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform.

To those seniors, and especially elderly veterans like myself, I want to tell you this: You are not alone, and you having nothing to be ashamed of. If elder abuse happened to me, it can happen to anyone. I want you to know that you deserve better.

Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

When I was 19 years old, I was the number one star of the world for two years. When I was 40, nobody wanted me.

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!"