Hey kids! Let's put on a show!

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

You always pass failure on the way to success.

Meadowlark Lemon is one very clever man, unique and truly one of a kind.

To those seniors, and especially elderly veterans like myself, I want to tell you this: You are not alone, and you having nothing to be ashamed of. If elder abuse happened to me, it can happen to anyone. I want you to know that you deserve better.

The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family.

Hey kids! Let's put on a show!