You always pass failure on the way to success.

Hey kids! Let's put on a show!

When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.

Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from work and sweat and respect for the craft.