The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.

What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly.

After he has had his tantrum, the neurotic expects those around him to feel friendly and relaxed; after all, he does.

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.

I'm always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.