The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.

One day you are an apprentice, and everybody's pet; the next, you are coldly expected to deliver. There is never sufficient warning that the second day is coming.

The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.

As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

An artist usually has no friends except other artists, and usually they do not like his work.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!